Monday, 3 August 2009

Increasing traffic to your blog - 5 random observations

1. After joining Twitter in order to see if you could pimp your blog there, get a new, unknown follower, right after complaining that your personal hygiene is deteriorating due to your blogging addiction.

2. In Blogger, clicking "clear edits" on the edit html page can ruin friendships, if not lives and cause heroin addiction.


3. Archbishop Vincent Nichols of England and Wales claims that sites such as MySpace and Facebook can lead to increasing suicidal tendencies in teenagers. No he is expected to comment on the effects of missing data in Google Analytics reports on adults.

4. On the other hand adding Site Meter probably enlarges your breasts or at least helps recovering from Analytics withdrawal symptoms thus lessening the pressure on giving into heroin abuse.

5. All your friends who complain how boring you've become because of your constant blogging babble are wrong. You've never liked talking to yourself this much.
Missing data in Google Analytics report.

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